I am fairly certain Yoda was a pediatrician at some
point during his 900 years. Star Wars
has been an obsession of mine since seeing the first movie, IV: A New Hope, as
a child. In honor of the release of VII:
The Force Awakens, I am paying homage to my all-time favorite movie character.
1. “Truly Wonderful the Mind of a Child Is.”
A classic mantra of every good pediatrician, fostering healthy growth and development of little bodies and
minds.
2. “Many of the Truths We Cling To Depend On Our Point of View.”
The absolute best answer every pediatrician should give when asked about immunizations damaging a child because they contain hidden toxins, chemicals, and preservatives.
3. “Size
Matters Not.”
The value of this statement should be obvious, for
my little patients and me as well.
4. “If
No Mistake you have made, yet losing you are, a different game you should
play.”
This is such fitting advice for a parent struggling
with either a toddler or teenager.
5. “You
Must Unlearn What You Have Learned.”
Medical school taught us professionalism, distance,
and the value of science yet the moment you enter the world of pediatrics, all
bets are off; science has to become
an “art.”
6. “To
Be a Jedi (Doctor) is to Face the Truth and Choose.”
Truth-telling is a reality for every physician. Medicine is about communicating
options to families so they may choose their own path.
7. “Impossible
to See the Future Is.”
Best used on a daily basis while talking to parents. It is difficult to predict exactly when a
child will fully recover, fevers will dissipate, and they can return to school. We do our best.
8. “Already
Know You That Which You Need.”
You know your child better than anyone else. This advice to trust your instinct builds parental
confidence and is our basic job as pediatricians.
9. “Mind
What You Have Learned. Save You It Can.”
Best said to 11 and 12
year old children at their annual physicals.
They are about to embark on a phase of crazy hormones, emotions, and
bodily changes for which there are no answers.
10. “Once You Start Down the Dark Path, Forever
Will It Dominate Your Destiny.”
Yoda would say this to teenagers making poor
decisions: drinking, smoking, and having unprotected sex. There are always consequences for taking unnecessary
risks.
11. “Do or Do Not.
There is No Try.”
Things worth doing are worth the hard work it
requires to achieve. Life is hard. We must reinforce this important and
valuable lesson to children.
12. “Always
Remember: Your Focus Determines Your Reality.”
When a child is struggling, whether it be at school,
with disappointments or loss, or just life in general, this solid advice
keeps them grounded.
13. “Save
Them We Must. They Are Our Last Hope.”
At the heart of every primary care physician is an eternal
optimist who desires to make the world a better place. We want to ensure every child is protected
and loved by all who know them.
After reading above, you may still think Yoda was simply
a wonderful teacher and Master Jedi. I
believe he was much more than that. He
held children in high regard, worked hard to save many young lives, and never
gave up hope for a brighter future. So you see, Yoda must have
been a pediatrician.
And May The Force Be With You.
And May The Force Be With You.
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